urethra burn

urethra burn

Sweet Jesus Christ Almighty Holy Mary Mother Of God Make It Stop.
I'm not ashamed to tell you
Despite being an atheist
I screamed these words with sincerity.

Perhaps you have suffered a tightened urethra in your time.
Perhaps a non-specific urethritis.
I recall as a young teen, whilst at sea with my father
Feeling my urethra burn for the very first time.
I was terrified to piss, waited until I could hold it no more.
And of course by then it was over.

For several years, it seems
My bladder was getting smaller
Or perhaps losing its spongiform qualities.

While I was unconscious
They stuck a camera down my cock.
I was less than enthusiastic, but could see the sense;
My penis could not however.

That night, I drank much water
and
(remembering my youthful terror at sea)
Walked CAREFULLY to the bathroom,
Gingerly took out my penis,
Clenched my jaw,
and went.