I died first thing this morning.
To begin with, there was a small pain in my chest
Secondly, I started feeling dizzy
This made me panic a little, so I jumped out of bed
Head spinning, I wobbled to the bathroom
Part way through urinating, my piss went pink
In no time my urethra burned intolerably and my piss turned to blood
Now I was truly crapping my load; so I crapped my load
Right there on the bathroom floor
I tried to plead with Rachel for my life
She screamed - the blood vessels in my eyes were bursting
I guess it looked pretty bad
By now I was feeling faint, and judging by the bedroom floor
Had lost rather a lot of blood
The world went dark
I fell, but do not recall reaching the ground.
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